Population | 5.467 billion |
Capital | SnowPort |
Leader | President Austin Schneider |
Currency | Froze |
Animal | White Wolf |
The Constitutional Republic of Snow And Ice Caps is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Austin Schneider with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.467 billion Icishmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SnowPort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Icish economy, worth 958 trillion Frozes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 175,269 Frozes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 933,559 per year while the poor average 17,323, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.
Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, the government thinks Icishmen can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Snow And Ice Caps's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Snow And Ice Caps is ranked 103,055th in the world and 5,496th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, the government thinks Icishmen can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, the Icish Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Snow And Ice Caps, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Treadwellia, Surd, The Gelseen Hegemony, Leonism, Custadia, Debussy, Calption, Malororia, Pepe Pip, New Rogernomics, Steel Vagabonds, The Emerald Union, Oppalli, The Sigometh Dynasty, Silver Minner, Boston Mass, Svobodala, Aleckandor, Wang Yao, Iron Alliance, and Caellip Major.